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spanking the monkey

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spanking the monkey rate
(Adult / Slang)
Jocular coinage for male masturbation. See masturbation-male for synonyms.

Quote: Agency chief (Charles Durning) to his second in command in Spy Hard (1998): ' I don't know who's monkey you spank to get tghis job... '



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