stiffy

Definition

stiffy rate

(Adult / Slang)

Quotes:

(1) Sung by Eric Idle in Monty Python. The Meaning of Life (1983): ' Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis / Isn't it frightfully good to have it on / It's swell to have a stiffy / It's divine to own a dick / From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your passing or your cock / You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can stuff it in your sock / But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock and you won't come back.'

(2) Harvey Fairchild (Jack Lemmon) to his wife Gillian (Julie Andrews) in That's Life! (1986): ' Want to sneak a peak at Stiffy? '