dildo

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1. An object shaped like an erect penis, used as a sexual aid; an artificial penis with or without a scrotum.
Etymology: From the Italian diletto , little darling or delight or from the Old English dyderian , meaning to cheat or deceive. Shakespeare uses the word dildo in The Winters Tale , when Autolycus sells dildos to 'jump her and thump her'.
Synonyms: artificial penis; bienfaiteur; broom handle, broomstick; buggerclaw (for sodomy only); Burmese Bull; Chinese groin; cock (a strap-on); condom practicing device; consolateur; corncob (textured dildo); Dill Doll; dingus; fake penis; godemiche; Jelly Boy; Johnny on the spot; johnson bar; lady's friend; Little Genie; lover toy; mother's little helper; olisbos; passatiempo; penis substitute; plastic lover; potato finger; prop; widow's comforter; woman's home companion.
See also: chin dildo; double dong; double dude; dual dildo; snap-on (tool); strap-on dildo.

Quote: Thomas Nash(e) in The Merrie Ballad of Nashe, His Dildo (1601): ' Curse Eunuch dildo, senseless counterfeit / Who sooth my fill, but never can beget.'

2. Or: Dilbert Dildo , a fool; a contemptible person.

Quote: Burt Reynolds to a security guard in Switching Channels (1988): ' If that dildo shows his face here again I want you to search every orifice in his body.'

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