charactronym

Definition

A name and personal character attributed to inanimate objects or abstract notions. Familiarity and humor dispel taboo and one of the surest ways to turn a taboo object into a familiar one is to give it a proper name (or). Many forenames have been applied to the penis, notably: Cecil, Charlie, Dick, John Thomas, John Willie, Percy, Peter, Roger, Willy.
Male porn stars are notorious for picking phallic stage names: Rex Borsky | Busbone | Neve R. Come | Alex Dane | Dave De Long | John Decker | Sid Deuce | Dick Dickinson (dick and sons) | Rod Fontane | Billy Glide | Jack Goff | Pierre Har Donn | Rowdy Gallahad | Sweets Gurkin | Max Hardcore | Dave Hardman | Ron Hightower | Mike Horner | Rip Hymen | Johny Jam | Cal Jammer | Nick Knight | Derrick Lane | Jim Legman | Joe Logon | Attila Long | Longhorne | Dan D. Lyon | Biff Malibu | Andy Mast | Rodney Moore | Jim Nasium | Dick Nasty | Stumpy Penguino | Gerry Pike | Vladimir Roksoff | Virag Ronay | Dick Small | Randy Spears | Tony Speed | Spike | John Stagliano | Jake Steed | Colt Steele | Dick Steel (was pumping iron) | Kyle Stone | Slime Stone | John T. Bone | Rocky Toro | Frank Towers | Mile Uver | Teenie Weiner.
Rodney Dangerfield was Dick Hertz in Saturday Night Live . Sean Penn used the pseudonym Seymour Butts in the movie The Game (1998). The following are easy puns: Ben Dover | Al Rankin | Stu Pitt | Phil Latio | Ben DeBanana | Jim Nasium | Phil DeGrave | Mike Untstinks | Clint Toris | Izzy Cumming | Connie Lingus | Frank Enstine | Mike Ockhurts | Mike Ocksmall | Sal Ami | Pepi Roni | Hal Jalikakick | Sid Phillis | Eric Shun | Ayma Dumy | Phil Mypockets | Al Knockerup | York Hunt (your cunt) | Mike Lit (my clit) | Betty Bangzer (bet he bangs her) | Annie Mah (enema) | Gabe Barr (gay bar) | Gabe Asher (gay basher) | Betty Humpter (bet he humped her) | Willy Nailer (will he nail her?) | Felton Lictor (felt and licked her) | Craven Morehed (craving more head) | Herb Eaversmels (her beaver smells) | Dick Fitzwell (dick fits well) | Hugh G. Rection (huge erection) | Neil B. Formy (kneel before me).