Timberlitis

Definition

(Noun) Timberlitis (pronounced Timba-light-is)


Definition
A severe inflammation of the central nervous system causing extreme behaviours directly related to exposure to celebrity Justin Timberlake. The disease is running rampant through Australia and with cases now being reported in the US the UK and some parts of Europe. The extent of its reach is unknown.

Symptoms
-In mild cases sufferers may experience Timbershakes and occasional involuntary outbursts into Justin Timberlake songs.
-In severe cases sufferers will experience disordered thoughts resulting in the creation of Timbershrines, rewriting lyrics to JT songs, plastering cars with Timberflyers, raids of record stores swapping CDs to ensure JT remains # 1.
-Other symptoms of severe sufferers include the forming and membership to forums dedicated to Justin and the inability to function without listening to JT music.
-Current research has not identified Timberlitis as a contagious illness. There may, however, be a genetic link with a family in Australia having 3 members affected.

Related conditions
See CWS (Celebrity Worship Syndrome)